Bad Motherfucker (A Pome)

What happens when you cross Shaft and Chuck Norris? This happens, that’s what.

ALERT: Lots of profanity. You probably already figured that out from the title, though.

Bad Motherfucker

I’m a bad motherfucker.

Hell yeah.

I eat SWAT teams and shit out Delta Force.

Fuckin’ A.

I bring knives to gunfights to even the odds.

Tellin’ it.

When I’m in Rome they do as I do.

Straight up.

My sweat cures cancer and my tears are napalm.

It’s brought.

I play Russian roulette with an automatic. And win.

Don’t make me tell you twice.

When I’m crossin’ the street cars look both ways.

Right on.

My deviled eggs are the best because Satan’s my bitch.

Damn straight.

I’m a bad Motherfucker.

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